You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula)

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Myslím, že na místa, kde se odvíjely rozhodující události našich životů, stojí za to občas zavítat, abychom zjistili: nemáme sami se sebou nic společného.

You cannot serve God and Mammon.

A very powerful theme in fiction is that of loss.

Love never comes without wounds; faith never comes without failure.

One way to define spiritual life is getting so tired and fed up with yourself you go on to something better, which is following Jesus.

Cities have the capability of providing something for everybody, only because, and only when, they are created by everybody.

Theodore Roethke was a poet I was raised with so he has a lot of sentimental value for me.

I heard people say, 'Why would he want to do this?' My answer is 'Why not?' It is what I love. It's what I know.

And wisdom is a butterfly And not a gloomy bird of prey.

I know and all the world knows, that revolutions never go backwards.