You think Ivy's a planner? She has nothing on a motivated elf with too much money.

And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love,that trust.

I'll wait for you under the bluebells. I'll be there always.

Actually, I am kind of busy right now,” I drawled as I settled back into the chair and closed my eyes. “You have to make melanin while the sun shines.

I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut down and you won't even get a sniff" pg. 4

Breaking rules isn't bad when what you're doing is more important than the rule itself

I’ve got your back. Nothing alive will ever hurt you if I have breath in me. And nothing dead will hurt you if I don’t.” (Kisten)

Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.

Sure, he had a wife and fifty-four kids, but he looked like a college freshman. A yummy college freshman majoring in Oh-my-god-I-gotta-get-me-some-of-that.

Endings are not always bad. Most times they're just beginnings in disguise.

Sure, it was nice now, but eventually there would be running and screaming and blood on the floor.

follow your heart! (sppotedleafs motto)

It is ironic that even today men are judged by how much they have and women by how they look while both should be judged by how they act.

That night, in the dark, dressed to kill, I lost my life—and became twenty forever.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.

I don't fear anything.

Comparing Madonna with Marilyn Monroe is like comparing Raquel Welch with the back of a bus.

The effect of every burden laid down is to leave us relieved; and when the soul has laid down that of its faults at the feet of God, it feels as though it had wings.

Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.

Memoirists wish to tell their mind, not their story.

Creativity inspires me.