You think all teenagers care about are musicians and movie stars?Spend some time in Wisconsin.We'll blow your socks off.

Huevos up. Swing up to the window, swing back to Al B. Hall, who says, "Bless you, " and would I get him a bottle of Satan's Red-Hot Revenge for the eggs?Sure thing, Pastor.

Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.

You don't understand the power of loss when it first hits you like a baseball coming fast from an out-of-control pitcher....It's the third day after an injury when the pain really starts to throb.

a man who was, as we say in the restaurant business, one taco short of a combo platter.

I've always loved high style in low company.

Africa is on the move; a new Africa is emerging!

The man who succeeds above his fellows is the one who early in life clearly discerns his object, and towards that object habitually directs his powers.

You're a unique person. You should do what you're suited to do. We all should. It's the only way to be happy. That pressure is all outside. It's external.

We have a tendency to always test people's love. 'I want to see how badly I have to behave before you'll leave me. Because I don't really think you want me anyhow.'

It's easier to lecture women on sexual morality than it is to explain why all Americans shouldn't have comprehensive, fair, and equal health care coverage.

One is only happy in proportion as he makes others feel happy and only useful as he contributes his influences for the finer callings in life.

I read something about, "Why do actresses get plastic surgery," we like to look at pretty people, but I don't. I like to look at all faces, young, old.

Power's footstool is opinion and his throne the human heart.

Any action can be practiced as an art, as a craft, or as drudgery.