You think defending this nation [americans] is expensive, try not defending it. That's a lot more expensive.

I want you to take a good, hard look at me, America, because this is exactly what you’ve got coming.

It took Jimmy Carter to give us Ronald Reagan.

Always be sexy. I salute that message.

Liberty is never safer than when politicans are terrified.

Climate change is the perfect pseudoscientific theory for a big government politician who wants more power. Why? Because it is a theory that can never be disproven.

Every candidate is going to come to you and say they are the most conservative person that ever lived.

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.

The essence of the conservative message should be we want a dynamic nation where anybody with nothing can achieve anything.

I've spent the past month in Washington D.C. and it is terrific to be back in America.

The last 15 years, there has been no recorded warming. Contrary to all the theories that they are expounding, there should have been warming over the last 15 years. It hasn't happened.

Through my choices and actions, I have learned the most effective way of speaking to God is without saying a word.

My father instilled in me the attitude of prevailing. If there's a challenge, go for it. If there's a wall to break down, break it down.

And I spoke out on women's rights, like equal pay for equal work.

I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.

We don't really have a star system in Canada, so to try and get people to watch your show or stand-up is always a challenge. That's the trick.

Romance is a means to the end of self-completion, but love is an end in itself.

Normally I tell the truth whether it's nice or not.

He tastes like mint and need, as he overpowers me with his tongue.

Some people plant in the spring and leave in the summer. If you're signed up for a season, see it through. You don't have to stay forever, but at least stay until you see it through.

There are these mythic unicorn-y tales of method acting, but Marlon [Brando] wanted to have a good time.