You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

The words come at my call but who calls whom?

So predictable makes you to sleep??Makes you to get interested???So what to start??? A company called Predictable???Really???

Republicans many times can't get the words 'equality of opportunity' out of their mouths. Their lips do not form that way.

What is called good society is usually nothing but a mosaic of polished caricatures.

By giving up 'the need' and 'the want', things begin to happen for you

Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps

If we fail to act, we will end up with a different planet.

I've been really lucky to work with a lot of really great actors, so watching the films back, it's really important to admire the people that you were working with and see their full performance.

Love is the essence of a full and wonderful life.

Light matters should be dealt with seriously. Serious matters should be dealt with lightly.