You think you're funny! You think you're funny Cena, huh? The only pose you're going to be doing tonight is lying on your back with me on top!

Call me sick. Call me deranged. I'm gonna be your worst nightmare. I'm gonna be your hero whether you like it or not!

I'd RKO my own grandmother if it meant keeping this title. Then I'd RKO your grandmother just to see the look on her face.

It's not arrogance, it's just destiny.

That's your first mistake. Do not trust me.

My accomplishments are endless.

I entered this ring Randy Orton, Legend Killer. When all was said and done, I left as Randy Orton, Legend.

Learning from the best, you will eventually become the best if you have the talent already, if you have that potential.

If things go our way, you might see why I'm a legend. And if your daddy has a problem with that, he'll find out why I'm the Legend Killer.

I forgot how it feel like to have the top of my foot hurt so bad from kicking people on the face.

If you hadn't noticed, I like to talk about myself.

Being a humble person, she gave her pie shop a humble name—PIE.

God's justice is always perfect.

Respect earned through fear instead of deeds, was not truly respect.

Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important.

If homosexuality were normal, God would have created Adam and Bruce.

A true buddy is a person who thinks that you'll be a fantastic egg although he is aware that you are somewhat cracked.

Without conflict there is no plot, without hope there is no story

The major thing is to view biology as an information science.

I write poems to find out why I write them

Woman has suffered for eons, and that has given her infinite patience and infinite perseverance.