You think your friends have good taste in fashion, until they ask you to wear an ugly bridesmaid dress!

What's the most humiliating thing? When you take someone to dinner or you cook somebody dinner and they get food poisoning. I mean, how bad do you feel?

I grew up fascinated with comedy and with people who could capture someone's attention.

Now, I love playing moms who can't hide their paranoia.

Weddings are really good for making you feel terrible about yourself if you're not where you want to be in life.

Come on, planning a wedding, let's be honest, it's not fun. It's not fun being in a wedding.

Coca cola and McDonalds is spreading. Just like hunger and poverty.

The obstacles of life is meant to make us better, not bitter.

The pure and simple truth is, the truth is never pure and simple.

Laws without morals are in vain.

There is no death where the inner light shines, irradiating the fields of the within -- the beyond -- the unattainable attainment. You know where to find me.

I want to be the best at whatever I do. I don't care who gets in the way.

I'm from out of town," he said breezily. This was true. He'd never been within a hundred light-years of the place.

Buy real records in real shops, or I'll come round your house and scream at your mother.

Truth is a seed hidden in the days until watered by what life brings us.

There's something timeless and important about making people laugh, about being the right spot in their day.