You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Any problem is insignificant to whom do not have it

Begin each day as if it were on purpose.

The Universe knows what it's doing. So don't develop a big ego, and don't be afraid.

Never, under any circumstances, let the Virginian wolfsnake near a typewriter.

Just as the great ocean has one taste, the taste of salt, so also this teaching and discipline has one taste, the taste of liberation.

The main thing is to win. You just try to keep your tunnel vision on to get the team the win.

Hormones were as potent as whiskey, and twice as sneaky.

Establish who you are, and don't let anybody dress you up or change the way you are, and stay true to yourself.

The nation is faced with one of the most corporate-orientated anti-consumer Congresses in our history.

There are few people who will make mistakes with fire after having once been burned.