You told me your mother wants grandchildren.”“My mother wants George Clooney to move to the farm too but that ain’t ever going to happen.

She loved him. She loved Ryder Davis. She loved his stupid face and his dumb smile and his idiotic biceps.

Whatever am I going to do with that monster, Ryder Davis?”He gave a husky laugh. “I think you could probably just tell it to come now and it would.

Sometimes a lie builds until the truth does more harm than good

A man must have vices, expensive ones if possible. Otherwise when he reaches old age he will have nothing to be redeemed from.

We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of God. What's missing is awareness.

Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it.

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into the world. It's like you've met your reason to live.

I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.

I was told that I had very likely been clinically depressed for a long, long time, probably since I was 15, or even 14. It explained, to me at least, a lot of my behaviour over the years.

Now that's hard for many people to believe, given that the media image of a drug dealer is a black kid standing on the street corner with his pants sagging down.

Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the guns.