You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

A prophet is always underestimated, and part of what makes one a prophet is that he doesn't really mind it.

I wish to say what I think and feel today with the proviso that tomorrow perhaps I shall contradict it all.

It is quite unacceptable that a member of Dáil Éireann and in particular a Cabinet Minister and Taoiseach, should be supported in his personal lifestyle by gifts made to him personally.

Sometimes the best map will not guide you, you can't see what's round the bend. Sometimes the road leads through dark places, sometimes the darkness is your friend

The female body is a chthonian machine, indifferent to the spirit who inhabits it.

Some of the most gifted people I've ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?

The rose blinds the sharpshooting champions.

[ My time and our common culture] it's what I'm photographing, and I'm very involved with that.

I can get a better role in TV and work more constantly than I can waiting around for my friends in Canada to call me every four years - which they do - and I go up there and play a leading role.

Every time I've had a bad performance at an event, I've come back more determined and focused.