You try to squeeze a little more Charmin in the pads when you face him.

There is a connection between heaven and earth. Finding that connection gives meaning to everything, including death. Missing it makes everything meaningless, including life.

you'll accomlish more with a kind word and a gun, than you will with a kind word alone.

Higher income either indicates higher intelligence or lesser morals!

The media no longer hesitate to whip up lurid anxieties in order to increase sales, in the process undermining social confidence and multiplying fears.

When you start to realize life isn't fair, what do you do: curl up and die or fight every second of the way?

The plainest man who pays attention to women, will sometimes succeed as well as the handsomest man who does not.

All my different kinds of artwork have been designed to inspire people to think. They may not always agree with me, but at least they will have some feelings and some passion about whatever it is.

I find it really awkward to do a scene where I'm supposed to seem like I'm in love.

Are there many things in this cool-hearted world so utterly exquisite as the pure love of one woman for another woman?

equally real at all stages of his life; specifically, the fact that a particular stage is present cannot be regarded as conferring on it any special status.