You've go to have a heart to be in the WWE, but its got to be black. Just like me.

Isn't it amazing how much better you listen when you are in need?

I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit bootie?

You don't have to worry about the guy that threatens to beat you up. Worry about the guy that shows up on your doorstep, looking for a fight.

my dearin an idea, by an idea, living through in idea, we are our own prisoners .

Our great civilization, here in America and across the civilized world has come upon a moment of reckoning.

That a literature in our time is living is shown in that way that it debates problems.

Hundreds of political prisoners still suffer in Tibetan prisons. Freedom of speech is not allowed in any sense. It is illegal to possess a photo of the Dalai Lama.

Alternate history fascinates me, as it fascinates all novelists, because 'What if?' is the big thing.

Mine was a trained Presbyterian conscience and knew but the one duty - to hunt and harry its slave upon all pretexts and on all occasions, particularly when there was no sense nor reason in it.

Music is too important to be left to professionals.

Hey, if I don't have a job, I don't know why I bother to get up. Any time the phone rings, I'm ready to go. What else am I going to do? See, I've never retired. I don't even know what it means.

[On marriage:] It is an institution committed to the dulling of the feelings.

The Westerns I like aren't really comedies. I'm drawn to the scope of them and the land as a central character.