You've got Bush and Gore headed to the Supreme Court. You've got George W. Bush's intelligence will be pitted against Al Gore's honesty. This is more like a case for small claims court.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Just do it. Now.

Everything around you that you call life was made up by people, and you can change it.

My lover is experiencing reverse evolution.

I'm here, and I know that it's finite; I know that I'm not going to always be here.

To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish a woman for a purely moral reason

It’s amazing how lovely common things become, if one only knows how to look at them.

If in so many parts of the world there are children who have nothing to eat, that's not news, it seems normal. It cannot be this way!

Without a specific reason for the consumer to behave, without a reward or benefit, the overwhelmed consumer will refuse.

In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

When you take high risks, the rewards are higher. So sometimes I'll gamble just to see what happens. If it doesn't work, I know I can't do that.