You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

Hay menos tiempo que lugar, no obstante, hay lugares que duran un minuto y para cierto tiempo no ha lugar.

If your password encrypts your history then its a PASTWORD

You can find peace amidst the storms that threaten you.

Globalisation will make our societies more creative and prosperous, but also more vulnerable.

Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary.

Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

Isn't that the greatest gift in the world-just not to care?

Filthy language is used by people who don't have the maturity or intelligence to express themselves with better words.

When I look back at experience [with my father], all I can do is feel pity. You know, how torn he was about how to act, what to say. And it seems an important story to me.