You've got to be able to sell yourself.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

Sometimes it's not about your opinion

... and all we knew about her that we didn't know the night before was that she had eyes like pansies and skin like the moon.

We've always had a dual role in the region - friend of Israel, and honest broker. We've given up the honest broker role completely.

Find peace in where and what you are.

I'm not saying I'm the perfect role model. But I'm honest. Period.

I thought to discourage aesthetics... I threw the bottlerack and the urinal in their faces and now they admire them for their aesthetic beauty.

Ignorance of the Scriptures is ignorance of Christ.

If failure had no penalty success would not be a prize.

Boys are cute, but food is cuter

We would betray Mexicans' hopes for change if we felt satisfied with what we've accomplished so far.