You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

A non handicapped person who relies on mendicity has allowed poverty to monopolised his destiny.

I have started to dislike you because I don’t want to make you my weakness and it can obstructed my destination

It is playing safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity.

Brothers think I'm dissing, but I'm really on the dicks Look into my album, kid, you'll see all the flicks

I like the idea that the sacred photo framing process is equally violatible and I think that's partly a carryover from the way I deal with structures to the way I deal with photography.

Sugar is responsible for a lot of deaths. Arguably more than crack cocaine.

Good sexual chemistry is fundamental to a vibrant intimate relationship.

What ought to be done is neglected, what ought not to be done is done; the desires of unruly, thoughtless people are always increasing.

Mortals did not need gods to order them to kill eachother. They were quite capable of finding reasons to do so themselves.

Hurry no man's cattle; you may come to own a donkey yourself