You've got to watch your mind all the time or you'll awaken and find a strange picture on your press.

Your wig steers the gig.

If you get to it, and you cannot do it, then there you jolly well are, aren't you?

To be cool is to believe. To stay cool is to have the sweet fragments of serenity rock your wig away.

Hipsters, flipsters and finger-poppin' daddies: knock me your lobes.

Her words didn’t have the acrid smell of death.

Luck, that's when preparation and opportunity meet.

The successful man is the one who had the chance and took it.

I wasn't like a Hollywood child actor - "I'm five! I can sing, I can dance, I can act! I wanna be a star!"

Story is far older than the art of science and psychology, and will always be the elder in the equation no matter how much time passes.

If I'm a faggot spell it right, I got way more than two G's

Roses grow on thorns and honey wears a sting.

I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves... only about you.

I snatched the paper away from Dopey. "Hey," he yelled. "I was reading that!" "Let somebody who can pronounce all the big words have a try," I said.

There’s nothing more amazing than the sound of a screaming crowd. Nothing.