You've got to write for your audience.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast, if it's not already gone.

When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Corfu? It's just a poor man's Pensacola.

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.

After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your producer, director, or cast mates by your bedside; it's your children. Keep that in mind.

I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.

Does making money excite me? No, but I have to make money for my shareholders. What excites me is achievement, doing something difficult.

Mechanical difficulties with language are the outcome of internal difficulties with thought.

To try to be brave is to be brave.

Home is a child's first and most important classroom.

I'm a big believer that media is an impulse business.

You know what they say, dress your best when you go to bed because you don't know who you'll see in your dreams.

I think the lottery changed everything for us. Once we got Sidney, it helped us turn this franchise around overnight.

If you're associated with the Philadelphia media or town, you look for negatives. I don't know if there's something about their upbringing or they have too many hoagies, or too much cream cheese.

The first note in that octave [of our cultural transformation], the do, was the discovery of LSD by Albert Hofmann in 1943.

I'm not one to get involved with what anyone says about me.