You've gotta share what's going on in your mind.

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

I'm a late-night guy.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity.

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.

The best was The Yardbirds. I still love The Yardbirds and The Zombies.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

Dancing is why I love music as much as I do and vice-versa, and there aren’t many things better than those two combined.

Lack of fairness to an opponent is essentially a sign of weakness.

The moment we let go of our obsessive concern for our own welfare, our mind naturally relaxes and becomes lighter.

Our job is to become OK with who we are and what our life has been - and keep enduring.

It seems to me we are losing our way in an effort to get the ratings.

It always takes awhile to find out who the characters are.

If I'm out shopping and someone talks to me, I get startled, as I'm not a natural celebrity.

I remember my mom had a big collection of copies of Saturday Evening Post magazines, and that was really my introduction to those great illustrators.