You've gotta stop calling each sl*ts and wh*r*s. That just makes it more okay for GUYS to call you sl*ts and wh*r*s.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

Politicians and figureheads bank on the amnesia of the ignorant.

New York gave me hell for that 'Purple Swag, ' man. They didn't respect me until 'Peso.'

Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known, for others it depends on never being found out.

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends.

Very quickly, without really looking back or trying, I was just suddenly lifted into another sphere.

Let us ask God to make us true in our love, to make us sacrificial beings, for it seems to me that sacrifice is only love put into action.

The light always shows on the outside if you are striving to be good on the inside.

One's appreciation of nature is never more acute than when a bit of nature is injected into one's flesh.

It is to beoted that when any part of this paper appears dull there is a design in it.

We all have our dreams.