You've just had the most imponderable joy of watching charlieissocoollike, which makes you, like, cool.

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of kindness

The very essence of romance is uncertainty.

They find me odd, and whisper behind hands…And my brutal desires sink hooks into their lips…

Challenges are inevitable. Happiness is optional.

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

It's a great freedom to give up on love, and get on with everything else.

But I will tell you that I didn't go to Washington to sit around and wait for Congressional action. Never done that before, and don't plan to in the future.

There is no tougher job in America than being a cop on the beat in a major city in this country, big and brawling.

I am an extremely private person. I always feel that I come across as a caricature of myself whenever I do interviews.

The Modern Self must confront the shadow of hubris.

What we need is a critique of visual culture that is alert to the power of images for good and evil and that is capable of discriminating the variety and historical specificity of their uses.