You've never met a more flawed guy than me.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

People who give the best are those who give of themselves – your time, talents, words, knowledge.

Now I realize what I've known all along, that this ability, or this gift, rather, comes at a cost. It always has.

He could add something to the list of things you weren't supposed to do. Don't get hurt, don't get dirty, don't get drunk, don't get scared, don't count on it. You ended up doing all of them.

Boxing has become America's tragic theater.

A wise parent humors the desire for independent action so as to become the friend and advisor when his absolute rule shall cease.

God gives us intelligence to uncover the wonders of nature. Without the gift, nothing is possible.

I spent a year in a 12-step program, really committed, because I could not believe what had happened - that I might have killed myself.

I mean, obviously, a lot of people know me around the world. Kids know me.

The greatest faith is born in the hour of despair. When we can see no hope and no way out, then faith rises and brings the victory.

The Nobel Prize has given me, for the first time in my life, the feeling that my literature could be appreciated on an international level.