You've no right to walk into people's castles and take their guitars.

I think we ought to live happily ever after.

To love someone enough to let them go, you had to let them go forever or you did not love them that much.

That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

Writing for adults, you have to keep reminding them of what is going on. The poor things have given up using their brains when they read. Children you only need to tell things to once.

Happiness isn't a thing. You can't go out and get it like a cup of tea. It's the way you feel about things.

A heart's a heavy burden.

She was remorseless, but she lacked method.

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

Only thin, weak thinkers despise fairy stories. Each one has a true, strange fact hidden in it, you know, which you can find if you look.

Being a hero means ignoring how silly you feel.

I often observe the absurdity of dreams, but never dream of the absurdity of my waking thoughts.

Hermes smiled. "I knew a boy once ... oh, younger than you by far. A mere baby, re

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Megadeth doesn't sound anything like Metallica.

I think daily deals are a good idea. Any ad people view as content is a good ad, and that's true for daily-deal ads too.

One isn't necessarily born with courage, but one is born with potential.

Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)

Someday is someday, and maybe it will be or maybe it won't. This is a human thing, to worry about things that may or may not come to be. You can't eat meat until you've killed it.

I think that no matter how much you don't like yourself or the drama of your life you can still find some comedy in it.

Come o'er the eastern hills, and let our winds Kiss thy perfumed garments; let us taste Thy morn and evening breath; scatter thy pearls Upon our love-sick land that mourns for thee.