You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

It was her eyes and my eyes and I felt a surging sensation of rightness, of saying the right thing at the right time to the right person.

Even as a waste disposal site, the world is finite.

Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold.

Being sincere, dedicated and honest is the key. People of integrity triumph in the end.

In times of extreme stress, one can often find energy hidden in even the most exhausted areas of the body.

I like my coffee light.

In international or national crises, there are always questions of lack of confidence. You have to change the minds of the people in order to get results.

Good results are sometimes owing to a failure of judgment, because the faculty of judgment often hinders us from undertaking many things which would succeed if carried through without thinking.

Generation Z, they cleaned up their own mess.

I take it that our state, having been founded and built up on the right lines, is good in the complete sense of the word.