You've travelled through life together Enjoying years of wedded bliss We congratulate you on reaching And we toast your happiness

Six happy years together Such a perfect matching You're entering the 7 year itch zone This is no time for scratching

Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time

The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!

May today be filled With bright hopes for the future And happy memories of the past

It started with a simple ring, You became husband and wife, You progressed to being parents And you're still best friends for life.

May every memory that you share Of dreams you've seen come true, Help make this special anniversary day A happy one, for the two of you

Goodbyes are not forever Goodbyes aren't final, when You only mean we'll miss you Until we meet again

May you always be each other's best friend, May your mutual love continue to be so May your successful marriage continue to thrive May love flourish, prosper, bloom and grow

It's all flags, fireworks, family, food and fun That's July Four July Five, the fun is done The fireworks are no more

You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th

Laughter is ever young whereas tragedy except the very highest of all quickly becomes haggard.

The forest restoration campaign is a war to ameliorate nature.

All you really have... is now.

There [in The Kite Runner] certainly are, as is always the case with fiction, autobiographical elements woven through the narrative.

It is safe to be me. I love life. I am always safe and secure. I move forward in life with joy and ease. All is well in my world.

Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, "Blimey, and also, what larks.

Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth.

The only way to win happiness is to give it. The more we give, the more we have.

You have to own your mistakes, otherwise your mistakes own you

Being a parent does not give you an excuse for bad manners.