You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

Be a person who radiates the fire of love to burn and purify everything around to create the beauty of joy and peace.

If the married life possess love and virtue, these will be both its duty and reward

24 hours a day, ain't enough anymore! But give some a Century a day and procrastination would still be their undoing.

Millions of people can draw. Art is whether there is a scream in you wanting to get out in a special way.

If we accept imperfect food, we can indeed change the world for the better.

To go to the White House is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. In fact, the building is not that big.

If you have a lot of sweetness and quirkiness, someone's got to have a little bit of bite against that.

You've got to stop going back and forth. You've got to make up your mind.

You are awareness disguised as a human being.

I grew up with a lot of fairy tales. And they had an essence of darkness to them.