You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

While there is tea, there is hope.")

The greatest thinker we can ever think of is Jesus Christ. He knew how to make His contenders ponder in awe

I still have people from my past who treat me wrong, i thank them for making me strong.

Three words will allow you to change your thinking and change your life … “I am responsible.

I mean, maybe I am crazy. I mean, maybe. But if this is all there is, then I don't want to be sane.

I also take it as granted that every created thing, and consequently the created monad also, is subject to change, and indeed that this change is continual in each one.

How does it feel to be seven thousand years old? That depends. On what? On how I want to feel.

Do not have Jesus Christ on your lips, and the world in your heart.

I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender.

In our society, it's been the men who've handled most of the finances, and the women who've stood by and watched men botch things up.