You want a blood relative to lead your army? Get Marcie. She likes ordering people around. She'll be a natural.

actions speak louder than words

But if I hadn't fallen, I wouldn't have met you.

Did I really want to stay on this road longer, knowing it was only going to end in devastation?

Angel... I don't think you understand the lengths I would go to if it means keeping you here with me.' -Patch (PG 262)

Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is!

I'm not leaving until you tell me why you followed me. I know I'm a fascinating guy, but this is starting to feel like an unhealthy obsession.

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat.

You're a psychopath." "I prefer creative.

Sometimes bad things have to happen before good things can.

Being with you never felt wrong. It's the one thing I did right. You're the one thing I did right.

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20 years, the people now "grieving" for "Calvin and Hobbes" would be wishing me dead.

The gospel will die in the toxic soil of self.

One never realizes how much and how little he knows until he starts talking.

I release the past with ease and trust in the process of life.

I'm in my usual state up here in the commentary box: high tension, heart beating like a trip hammer, whatever that is.

He without benefit of scruples - His fun and money soon quadruples.

I have the choice of being constantly active and happy or introspectively passive and sad. Or I can go mad by ricocheting in between.

I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

I think it is absolutely essential in a democracy to have competition in the media, a lot of competition, and we seem to be moving away from that.