You want a happy ending, but not such a ridiculous happy ending that it doesn't mean anything to anybody.

I've never been to a class reunion or anything because I'm always afraid of that one - there's going to be some 'Carrie'-like incident.

Women comedy is different than men comedy. Guy comedy is very aggressive, it's about insulting each other, name-calling, and kind of busting each other's chops, and that's not what women's comedy is.

Man up and add a tux to your wardrobe. Just find one you like and get it well-tailored to your own measurements.

The biggest thing I’ve heard for the last four months is, ‘Thanks for ruining my childhood’.

The director is the only person on the set who has seen the film. Your job as a director is to show up every day and know where everything will fit into the film.

When I went to high school, in the late 1970s, disco was in full swing and anyone who was into it dressed the part. I know I did.

Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care.

My style of comedy is very real and bittersweet, and sort of always on the verge of kind of being tragic.

With a suit, even if you're having a nervous breakdown, you still look like you're in charge.

I'm more of a science head, so I was like, how would a guy use - if there were ghosts - technology to bring them back?

It is within the bonds of marriage that I, for one, found a greater freedom to be and to become and to share myself thatn I can imaine ever having found in any other kind of relationship.

It's a lot easier to be crazy or mad than to just get on with living.

My lips got lost on the way to the kiss - that's how drunk Iwas.

You can always get someone to love you - even if you have to do it yourself.

When I was in college I was accused of being a goody two-shoes. But every goody two-shoes has a bad side.

I am perhaps a late follower of Zoroaster and I believe that the foundation of life is built upon the struggle between the two opposing forces of Good and Evil.

We have the hardest working people in the world, the most adaptable and the most congenial to employ.

I've grown into the person I am today.

There is nothing so strange and so unbelievable that it has not been said by one philosopher or another.

I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world.