You want a partnership? I've heard a lot about partnerships. Sure. I'll partner with you. You do all the work and I'll take 80%.

Run! Life's too short to walk. Unless you don't know where you're running to, then move very slowly.

Just because 2 billion people believe it, doesn't mean it's true.

No one in the world is really over 28. I wish I had known that when I thought I was 40.

The worst thing about getting older is you discover that most of the performers in the shows you used to watch are now younger than you. Suddenly, everything become less believable.

Chatting with someone who has no life experience is like consulting a dentist. You know the answers will be painful but you have to ask.

If you're in your 20s now, by the time you're 75, you'll be able to live 'til you're 150. By the time you're 150 you'll be able to live 'til you're 300. See you at your 1000th birthday party!

The humblest tasks get beautified if loving hands do them.

The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without the sympathy of the community.

We've got 21st century technology and speed colliding head-on with 20th and 19th century institutions, rules and cultures.

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work.

Peace may be negotiated by politicians, but it is something written in hearts and minds not on pieces of paper

While some of my closest friends were jocks, it seemed that they spoke a different language with each other. Joining in their conversation was fraught with risk.

Dear reader, traditional human power structures and their reign of darkness are about to be rendered obsolete.

The hardest part about storytelling is knowing what happens in the end.