You want every movie to be a hit. But every painting isn’t a masterpiece.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

To abandon facts is to abandon freedom.

Thief!- how did you crawl into, crawl down alone into the death I wanted so badly and for so long.

So few of us really think. What we do is rearrange our prejudges.

We 've wholly forgotten how to die. But be sure you do die nevertheless. Do your work, and finish it. If you know how to begin, you will know when to end.

[History is] the very servant of the servants of God, the drudge of all the drudges.

To be alive as a human being is to know, in the same way as it is to have a heart that beats.

I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing.

My understanding of God has come from my own personal experiences. Because I was in trouble so many times in New York that if you were me, you would believe in God too.

Those who follow the crowd usually get lost in it.

One of the reasons people love Joe Biden is he just kind of says what he thinks. He's a guy whose heart is on his sleeve, and that's one of the things people love about him.