You want him praising the Lord in the morning, you put a smile on his face tonight.

You know what really fries my Puerto rican pancakes?

I hate cops. You're either a cop or a reporter. And I hate cops and newspapermen.

Grant made the perfect candidate, a war hero with indistinct views on most political issues.

Ask and it shall be given you seek and ye shall find knock and it shall be opened unto you.

Those who believe that politics and religion do not mix, understand neither.

The subject says: I see first many things which dance... then everything gradually becomes connected.

Although I'm a huge fan of Ben Kweller, I don't think I'd cover one of his songs, simply because there's just so much of my own stuff I wanna do.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

Christianity is the best way to cure gayness — just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into your mouth.

The Absolute and the Infinite can become this universe only by limitation.

Barnes are blessings.