You want me to join your group of demon hunters, " I can’t believe I just said that out loud, "because of a can of pepper spray and a boat load of luck? You’re insane.

Demons exist, ' he says simply, as if talking about the weather. 'They are real and they are dangerous. We hunt them when necessary and return them when we can.

I’m in a secret underground hideout of a group of monster hunters, filled with magical totems, brass monkeys that move and enough firepower to take over a small country.

I chew the inside of my lip, considering for a second what it would be like to slap this skinny little witch right across her tight-lipped little face. ~Kelly about Suni

Mario the Magnificent is Orange!" His eyes sparkle with eagerness as he winks at me.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

Which would you rather be if you had the choice--divinely beautiful or dazzlingly clever or angelically good?

The greatest blessing is the gift of life.

It's the job of intellectuals and writers to cast doubt on perfection.

The battle is on, and nothing less than the soul of America is at stake.

The English invented cricket to make other human endeavors look interesting.

We have heard the rationales offered by the nuclear superpowers. We know who speaks for the nations. But who speaks for the human species? Who speaks for Earth?

A balanced life is like a three legged stool. Each leg - nutrition, fitness and wellness- is necessary and supports the other.

There is no room in the world, as you say, for second rate work.

The early Church was married to poverty, prisons and persecutions. Today, the church is married to prosperity, personality, and popularity.