You want soldiers who, when they get to a river after a long march, don't start rooting for their canteen in their pack, but just dive right in.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

The whole banquet is in the first spoonful.

Humans hunt and kill maneaters.What if animals hunted animal eaters?!

The birds can fly An' why can't I?

Well I'm an eight ball shooting, double-fisted drinking son of a gun

The key to success is not what you do, it is how you feel about what you are doing.

History repeats itself over and over again, but most of us have short memories.

I learned that hard work is everything. As long as you keep working, keep working and keep working, you will get where you wanna go.

We're all endowed with God-given talents. Mine happens to be hitting people in the head.

When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe.

If we will put our trust in the Lord, he will help us through our difficulties, whatever they my be.