You want the actors to disappear into roles and stay under the radar, and that gets harder when someone is known for their actual personality, or who they seem to be.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

All the bloodsheds in human history have been caused by men, not women.

And suddenly you realize: you are in every dot of the universe vanishing and arising.

I am the brightest light beaming from the darkest depths. A dichotomy, i am . . . illumination.

Every true man sir who is a little above the level of the beasts and plants lives so as to give a meaning and a value to his own life.

there is no fanatic like a religious fanatic.

Get rid of the shitty sound. Life's too short.

In my view, there's no doubt that the Soviets had infinitely greater trouble holding their structure together than we did.

Something I do love about social media is how you can expand your idea. You can make an extension of your art as opposed to just using it for promotion.

The fan mail I get from kids are asking me questions which they do not ask their mothers and fathers. Because if they had, why write to me, a perfect stranger?

Read, Read, and then Read some more. Always Read. Find the voices that speak most to YOU. This is your pleasure and blessing, as well as responsibility!