You want to be a terrorist, you go to Iraq. It's like Harvard.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Thank you, Tempest, for loving me when understanding was too hard. Thank you for understanding when loving me is impossible.

Your worst dungeon might be the room with the most windows.

You have to be eligible for luck to strike and I think that's a matter of education and preparation and character and all the other solid attributes that sometimes people laugh at.

There are certainties in existence, but love is something much harder to define than light and dark, life and death. I think saying you are "like" someone in love sounds right.

The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.

By 'expecting nothing' you are not 'giving up.' Far from it! You are making a decision to focus on what needs to be done rather than on outcomes.

My first work in comics had an Adult theme and I had to create a nom du plume to separate that work and my Children's entertainment.

Fighting disparities is very significant.

I get through the tough times through prayer and meditation. And I have really good friends and family, and a great therapist.

Be reckless in your intensities.