You want to be as smart as you can about being stupid.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

The best thought any writer ever come up with is of having a world with Dragons.

How could he possibly bow deeply enough to honor a thousand-year-old samurai queen?

Is the person I was before dead? Or will the worst things that happened to me eventually get diluted by the rest of my life, become just a part of the story that I've always been writing?

In my opinion, British women are more romantic than French ones.

I am interested only in stretching myself, on living as fully as I can.

There will be hunters and hunted, winners and losers. What counts in global competition is the right strategy and success.

To defend oneself against a fear is simply to insure that one will, one day, be conquered by it; fears must be faced.

Shade and light are different in every valley.

I didn't paint my paintings to hang in some rich guy's living room.

Just for the hell of it, try to love someone as unlike you as possible.