You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I look into my heart and see the abyss looking back at me.''I won't let you fall.

Our love is strong. Why carry on without me?

Whenever one does extraordinary things, someone is bound to try to repeat them for themselves. It's the way of the world.

Life is like a confused teacher...first she gives the test and then teaches the lesson

A century ago, petroleum - what we call oil - was just an obscure commodity; today it is almost as vital to human existence as water.

Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down.

There is one aspect of happiness that's been well studied, and it's the notion of flow. Ask yourselves, when for you does time stop? When are you truly at home, wanting to be no place else?

We don't need fossils - the case for evolution is watertight without them; so it is paradoxical to use gaps in the fossil record as though they were evidence against evolution

I guess cause i'm black boy, I'm supposed to say 'peace', sing songs, and get capped on.

You'll never meet a nicer guy than Owen Wilson.