You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

Change is hardest at the beginning, messiest in the middle and best at the end.

Your ultimate reason for staying in this crooked world is not to imitate its devastating physique, but trying do something about its ugly appearance.

Yesterday is but today's memory, and tomorrow is today's dream.

The Atlanta Hawks are a bunch of guys who would prefer to pass kidney stones than pass a basketball.

I loved Bonny, and I always prayed that God would sneak in there and get a little light in her life.

I think only a superb news or reportage picture could move me. Other photographs may leave a strong impression on me, but they don't move me.

It's impossible to escape from religion anywhere you are in the States.

I think in any writing you're paying attention to detail.

A woman in love never takes advice.

Hate gets going, it goes round, it gets older and tighter and older and tighter, until it holds a person inside it like a fist holds a stick.