You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

She had put on make-up in a colour scheme that indicated she might be colourblind.

If I don't talk about it, it's either very displeasing or very precious to me.

Without our individual kinks we would all be flat as boards.

The values of a nation can be made from the pulpit of the land.

There's always going to be dreams and goals I have, but I never really tell people what they are.

When I told my parents, 'I'm going to be an actor,' they screamed and wept and freaked out.

I guess I'm still sort of feisty and a little bit of a tomboy.

I think there is a time, if I can say this; there is a time in a message where you might just tell a story to give your audience a break.

God is real. God is in me and in my life. I've been blessed, and he continues to bless me, and that is one thing that I will always know for sure.

Acting is not a mystery. There's nothing that I know that other actors don't know. We all act, we're all actors, we all know the same thing. The only thing that separates us is experience.