You were born at a pretty crappy time in history. And it looks like things are only gonna get worse from here on out.

Going outside is highly overrated.

No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.

I felt like a kid standing in the world's greatest video arcade without any quarters, unable to do anything but walk around and watch the other kids play.

Video games paid for my house. What am I saying? Go ahead and keep playing!

Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable.

I've never really collected anything other than old Atari cartridges. I only had, like, 12 Atari games as a kid, so at some point in my 20s I decided I was going to own all of them.

I've heard Stephen King say that when you write a novel you end up revealing everything about yourself.

I have a thing for evil bald bad guys. The Kurgan is too sexy.

I think it's a bit silly to brand the Internet as the 'downfall of youth.'

Continue your quest by taking the test. Yes, but what test? What test was I supposed to take? The Kobayashi Maru? The Pepsi Challenge? Could the clue have been any more vague?

Maybe it's okay to still be a kid every once in a while.

The only universal language I know of that wraps up joy and gratitude and love is laughter.

The Great Commission is still the mission statement of the Church.

It is easier to rule others than to keep from being ruled oneself.

Earlier this week Donald Trump gave an interview with CNN at a winery he owns in Virginia. It turns out Trump's winery makes two different kinds of wine: white wine and not-white wine.

There is no useful information contained in historical price movements of securities.

Once it's everybody's responsibility and not just the household's we start making better investments.

I bought stuff at 3.5 cents once and I thought it can’t go down to zero. It can.

Suppose by chance you do get picked up. What have you done? You shot a horse; that isn't first degree murder; in fact, it isn't even murder; in fact, I don't know what it is.

By its very nature, film is supposed to be an accessible medium to everybody.