You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

The skilled artisan uses the same iron to make a horseshoeAs he does for a polished mirror for the King.

We have to base architecture on the environment.

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry.

Courtly manners are contagious; they are caught at Versailles.

Commonplaceness, the surrender to the average, that good which is not bad but still the enemy of the best - That is our besetting danger.

In science, nothing is ever 100% proven.

If the Zionist commit the folly and attack Iran, they will receive a crushing response from the Islamic Republic's armed forces which will lead to their annihilation.

Modern science is under no obligation to satisfy the expectations of your five senses.

When I was a baby, my mother tells me I never slept because I never wanted to miss anything.

[Question: Do you feel that scientists correct themselves as often as they should?] More often than politicians, but not as often as they should.