You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

It is too facile to say that the way to follow Tao is to simply go along with the flow of life. Sometimes, like the carp, we must know when to go it alone.

A meal should always lie lightly on the estomac, " said Poirot. "It should not be so heavy as to paralyze thought.

When I write, I try to represent the voices of people I've known who had no voice.

He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life but he that openeth wide his lips shall have destruction.

Every need got an ego to feed.

We have the best congressmen that money can buy.

If you still have to ask, shame on you

Oh, here comes Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny and Jimmy Smits!

Love is our true destiny.

My Aunt Marion used to always tell me 'a touch of sun adds an air of intrigue...'