You will be more disappointed in life by the things that you do not do than by the things that you do.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Nothing trains like the triumph in trials.

I'm immortal. You consider the future because one day you'll die. I don't have that uncertainty." - Kiaran

Unfortunately what is little recognized is that the most worthwhile scientific books are those in which the author clearly indicates what he does not know

They praised his modesty and did not listen to him, for listening is a rare gift, and men will have their heroes.

Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.

I'm not going to play politics on the floor of the House of Commons.

The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.

Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.

Smee, you are a supreme idjit." "Aye, Cap'n.

OK, I know this is going to disgust you, Michael, but a lot of people are in this business to make money.