You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

I will accept anything in the theatre . . . provided it amuses or moves me. But if it does neither, I want to go home.

Mellow doesn't describe me. I'm hungry every day.

Entrepreneurship, with the right mindset, can help anyone reach his goals in life.

People have called me Superman my whole life. In various sports, that seems to be the common theme. My favorite superhero is actually the Incredible Hulk. He's the only superhero that can't die.

One saves oneself much pain, by taking pains; much trouble, by taking trouble.

They cannot see that we must lay one brick at a time, take one step at a time.

Well, take the evolution of the Electronic Frontier Foundation. It began as hackers' rights. Then it became general civil liberties of everybody - government stay away.

I enjoy heroines who grow and come into their own during the course of a story.

No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.

I used the pen name because I knew I wanted to write better novels under my own name someday.

I'm as interested in the families and communities that surround our soldiers.