You will never be alone with a poet in your pocket.

Bruised, beaten, shaken, weakened, tossed, thrown, lost, alone, heard, helped, healed, hope... it still works.

The friendships of nations, built on common interests, cannot survive the mutability of those interests.

I'm a lot less serious than people think, it's probably because the way my face is put together.

How anyone cannot see that Nature is God is amazing to me: that they'd rather worship something that can only exist, really, in their own minds.

A little threat of evil is always the far better way to fill the seats. But sometimes the monsters aren't who we think they are.

An announcer is only as good as yesterday's performance.

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

When I get it into my head that I want to do something, I do it.

But things don't just fall apart. People break them.

If you want someone to grab a beer with, I may not be that guy. But if you want someone to drive you home, I will get the job done and I will get you home.