You will not find a soulmate in the quiet of your room. You must go to a noisy place and look in the quiet corners.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

No matter what, we have to keep moving forward, even if we have to crawl.

Once upon a time, the girl locked in the tower fell in love with the dragon...

Income inequality and wage stagnation finally took their place among the principal moral issues of our time.

From a hundred rabbits you can't make a horse.

There are times when I get through the day by looking around the office and thinking, 'My God, aren't the natives here strange.'

Teaching that impacts is not head to head, but heart to heart.

The music we play has to be tomorrow's, the things we say have to be today, and the reason for bothering is yesterday.

A lot of guys like to go to the beach and bring a crowd, but not me. I like to be alone and out there with a couple of pelicans.

You need to become more genuine to who you are. So, people pushing you can help take you to the level where you really understand the principles and enter them into action.

To the person who does not know where he wants to go there is no favorable wind.