You will not pass!” Roman thundered. Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

Yeah, well, food's one of the five exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfigurations, " said Ron, to general astonishment.

Happily Single is permission to CHOOSE your life rather than having it handed to you, and it’s living life on your own terms instead of those that are expected of you.

Our relationship with Jesus is based on grace- on the unexpected, undeserved, counterintuitive love of God.

I am proud. It will get me into trouble someday, but today it makes me brave

I'm a cheesy over-the-top megalomaniac with a deep voice and the most amazing pecs.

I will do nothing for 89 minutes, but score in the 90th.

The essential elements of singing are voice, musicianship, and story. It is the rare artist that has all three in abundance.

I would not presume to say that I know anything about "The Truth," whatever that is.

I was having health issues all my life. You're just not conditioned to think of them as health issues.

Loyalty is not won by being first. It is won by being best.