You won't skid if you stay in a rut.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Be what the world needs.

Truly affordable but high-quality health care tools and services are the only means by which quality health care can be provided to all.

I am very happy to be here in the NBA.

We're already going down that path with illegal drug use and incarceration. I can't imagine it getting any worse.

The Buddhist concept is that it takes 48 days to get near this state [of death]. So it's a slow process, moving into, not a permanent death, but the world of the dead.

A little child born yesterday A thing on mother's milk and kisses fed.

Compared to 1999...we cannot quite declare victory, but we can declare progress.

Real luxury is time and opportunity to read for pleasure

First they use technology to poison the planet, then they develop it further to escape from the planet they have poisoned.