You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Love seeks the best. Love endures all times. Love never changes.

Some people believe that fairness comes with obeying the rules. I'm one of those people.

With the offspring of genius, the law of parturition is reversed; the throes are in the conception, the pleasure in the birth.

We know so little about the future that to worry about it would be the height of foolishness.

one day anyone died i guess (and noone stooped to kiss his face) busy folk buried them side by side little by little and was by was

A good time to laugh is any time you can.

Optimism, that is healthy in its application, will inevitably result in better physical and emotional health.

A man will never change his mind if he have no mind to change.

Becky! Love!" Mum has pushed her way through her dancing guests to reach me. "What's wrong? Has labor started?" Honestly. My family has no idea about contemporary urban street dance trends.

Some people are more expressive in worship. Some people more subtle and it's all good